50+ Funny Jokes for Kids

Why did the math book look sad?

Because it had too many problems!

Why don’t eggs tell jokes?

Because they might crack up!

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt!

Why did the computer go to school?

To learn how to use its mouse!

Why was the broom late?

It swept in!

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy!

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

What did the big flower say to the little flower?

Hey bud!

Why did the kid bring a ladder?

Because he wanted to go to high school!

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?

Because it was already stuffed!

What did one hat say to the other?

You stay here, I’ll go on ahead!

Why did the kid bring a spoon?

Because the lesson was souper!

Why did the clock go to school?

To learn how to tell time!

Why did the pencil break up?

It felt pointless!

Why did the kid sit on his watch?

He wanted to be on time!

What did the paper say to the pencil?

Write on!

Why was the book cold?

Because it left its cover open!

Why did the kid smile at the broom?

It was sweeping!

What do you call a funny mountain?

Hill-arious!

Why did the chair get promoted?

It always stood up!

What do you call a sleeping apple?

A nap-ple!

Why was the calendar popular?

It had lots of dates!

Why did the kid bring string?

To tie up loose ends!

What do you call a funny joke?

A laugh attack!

Why did the eraser feel proud?

It fixed mistakes!

Why did the mirror smile?

It liked what it saw!

What did the light say to the switch?

You turn me on!

Why did the kid like elevators?

They lift him up!

Why did the notebook feel smart?

It had good notes!

Why did the shoe go to school?

To learn how to tie!

What did the bell say?

Ring-a-ding!

Why did the kid clap at lunch?

It was a good meal!

Why did the marker feel important?

It made a point!

Why did the kid laugh at the clock?

It tickled him!

Why did the paper cross the road?

To get recycled!

Why did the joke feel happy?

Everyone laughed!

Why did the kid bring a map?

To find his way!

Why did the sandwich go to school?

To get a little smarter!

What did the pencil say to homework?

I’ve got you covered!

Why did the kid like jokes?

They made him smile!

Why did the kid tell jokes?

To make friends laugh!

Why was the joke short?

Because kids love quick laughs!

Why did everyone laugh?

Because the joke was funny!