50+ Animal Jokes for Kids

Why did the cow go to outer space?

To see the moooon!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

Why don’t elephants use computers?

Because they’re afraid of the mouse!

What do cats like to eat for breakfast?

Mice Krispies!

Why did the chicken join a band?

Because it had the drumsticks!

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

Because it didn’t want to be a hot dog!

What do frogs like to do for fun?

Jump to conclusions!

Why did the owl get good grades?

Because it was very wise!

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

Sofish-ticated!

Why did the duck get good grades?

Because it always quacked the test!

Why did the sheep bring a sweater?

Because it was feeling woolly!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator!

Why did the bee get good grades?

Because it was a buzz student!

What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

A pouch potato!

Why did the fish blush?

Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer!

Why don’t lions like fast food?

Because they can’t catch it!

What kind of dog loves car racing?

A lap dog!

Why did the monkey like the banana?

Because it had appeal!

What do you call a cow that plays music?

A moo-sician!

Why did the pig go to the beach?

To get a little bacon sun!

What do you call a dog magician?

A labra-cadabra-dor!

Why did the bird go to school?

To improve its spelling!

What do frogs like to read?

Ribbit novels!

Why did the horse chew gum?

To have fresh neigh-th!

What do you call a funny snake?

A hiss-terical one!

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fsh!

Why did the cat sit on the computer?

To keep an eye on the mouse!

What kind of key opens a banana?

A monkey!

Why did the cow wear a bell?

Because its horn didn’t work!

Why did the owl invite friends over?

It didn’t want to be owl alone!

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

A woolly jumper!

Why did the duck bring a ruler?

To measure quacks!

What kind of horse lives next door?

A neigh-bor!

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

An alley cat!

Why did the cow sit down?

Because it was pasture bedtime!

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

Why did the rabbit get a job?

Because it was hopping to earn money!

What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A labra-cadabra!

Why did the bird bring a suitcase?

It was going on a tweet trip!

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

De-calf-inated!

Why did the cat wear a hat?

To look purr-fect!

What do you call a dancing fish?

A tuna turner!

Why did the dog sit next to the clock?

It wanted to be on time!

What do you call a smart horse?

A brainy-neigh-ac!

Why did the sheep bring a pencil?

To draw the wool!

What do bees use to brush their hair?

Honeycombs!

What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff!